If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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