She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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