I'm lost and stupid without you.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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