he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
3 2 1 whiskey
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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