Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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