i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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