This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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