What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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