Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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