My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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