i think my tv is drunk
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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