Banned from zoo.
Again?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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