The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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