this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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