Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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