I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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