what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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