is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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