is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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