yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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