She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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