i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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