Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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