But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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