Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Alive.
So much puke
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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