she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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