I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize