I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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