How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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