I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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