True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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