they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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