I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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