is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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