If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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