I must be too annoying 4 u.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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