Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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