He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Is Oprah even human
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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