sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I feel great
I just peed on a car
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
So many bounce houses so little time
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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