I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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