I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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