She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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