just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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