i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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