On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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