Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he was CRYING into my vagina
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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