She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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