when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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