But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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