kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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