i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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