dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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