Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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