Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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