the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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