We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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